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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
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Everytime I listen to food on these pods… I gain weight. And I've seen alot.
Wtf? This is unbearable.. You guys hate each other now?
When i open a big bag of chips ill open it normal and eat out the bag and then if any left over ill cut the bag and then fold it over. That way I dont have to go wrist deep for chips the next time.
It PISSES me off when my mom cuts the top of the bag of chips.
48:00 Nice 😅😂😅😂😅😂😂😅
Foley died, this is a clone
Turn on the oven, warm this place up
Hits a little hard
Ween – Pork Roll Egg and Cheese> https://youtu.be/AQliPeGjsuc?si=3FSIZSj-p0A3gK19
"Are You A Stromboli Guy?" I used to have to make fish Stromboli at a fish marked for years> https://youtu.be/EjrtsBGQL38?si=socJe8BxOZymdY4q
Opening a bag upside down prevents extra crumbs by the time you get to the bottom of the bag! 💡
Hey Kip, forget the ‘my wife might hear this’ filter!
as a german, i do take my hands if it's easy to grab and they only have gloves (produces tons of garbage). Sure, tongs … if they have them, i use them, but i saw enough people touching the tongs somehow where the food belongs, hitting their cloth or arms with it or the rack with the backeries and guess what touches those places… hands. Not long ago, every backery employe touched the food, just ignore it, you will be fine. It's just about estetics, you are not getting sick from somebody slightly touching your brezel. Not more than lets say – touching any doorknob or the shopping carts
Kippy on dyeing his hair "I have good genetics"
Kip, you need to have hair to dye to begin with
You guys are really missing out on the Dino egg oatmeal
My dad would make me hold two skateboards, take off our Phils hats, and tell the parking attendant we were skating under 95 in FDR park. Couldn’t charge you. Parking was free.
The cup holder lives on!!!!!🙌
35:54 totally lost my shit at Kippy barely able to say “cream of sum yung guy”
20:41 this is the craziest fine print I’ve ever heard on a podcast ad 😂😂😂
Breakfast before high school was always a heater at the bus stop
Realizing that within the last month I’ve cut a bag of chips and also grabbed bakery food with my hands 😅
Skinny Foley!
I maintain it's the only show I prefer without guests, unless it's maybe cousin Ian or the stuff island boys
Foley looking trim!
WTF is a Tuddy?
wheres my ffing opening theme
Foley is getting more and more crazy. Sounds like he is still afraid of his dead father. Then saying he has a right to any food at a house he is a guest at. I am afraid of the crazy things he doesn't say out loud
1:00:01 university sold beers at my wifes phd ceremony
Aye shoutout the Cleveland area especially Lakewood ! See yous!
I spit, cried, and made my cheeks hurt laughing at this episode 😂🤣
You boys pushed it a little on LOS. Well done! I don't like my AYG PC YO!
Hell yea Luke Dino Eggs was my sh*t
I’d pay good money to see Foleys “ operator “ photo 😂 Soldiers on base for sure thought he was some failed physop project that they let play gi joe on base.
11:27 "Touché" delivered so well
If I win the lottery I got a million on a AYG movie or a Netflix series.
Shhhhore
Stand out funny ep. Love the boys!
Whoa bugman talking shit about ricotta cheese is insane
Keep your foot on the gas 😂😂😂😂😂 49:59
Stromboli is king to the measly calzone
funniest mfers alive hands down 😂😂
Shout out from garbage Atlantic City 🏝️ I own a NJ division of gaming license so I can help with the cards question🃏. We replace them everyday, along with the dice 🎲 they get the hole punched after being replaced. We then sell em in certain stores, the boardwalk, & they also get donated to the county jail over here 🤙 🫡
Yall should have Tech N9Ne on the show now that i think about it